About the Happies

“Forged from the haze” may sound dramatic, and that is because it is. We love the drama here, it’s what makes life great! If it weren’t for the crying fit of rage Hannah fell into when Colter Haynes from the Bachelor came out of the closet, thus ending her long-lived fantasy of one day becoming The Mrs. Colter Haynes, then the multi-colored wine glass she was sippin’ out of may not have ended up thrown against the wall, creating dozens of purple and pink shards that would become the first set of coasters Hazy Happies ever created—just kidding, Hannah doesn’t fuckin’ watch the Bachelor!

The real story is Hannah got a little too tipsy one night, as one does, and accidentally knocked over her vaz-de-vino, leaving her with a handful of pretty colored glass and a sudden need to create the most badass table coasters The Mile High City has ever seen.

Lucky for you, she didn’t stop there! Since then, Hazy Happies has transformed into a one-stop-shop for cool fuckin’ shit that’ll tickle your friends pink on their b-day or make at least one person compliment your rolling tray at your next sesh, thus solidifying that you are as cool as you think you are.

Like what you see but have your own special vision? Send a lil notesie right here, and if you’re lucky, HanHan will be in touch about a commissioned piece, if you don’t hear from her, she probably hates you. Again, just kidding! She loves you and is busy with her day job, which she won’t have to do if you buy her shit here.

KK, love u mean it!

- Hannah “Harambe” Hudson, The Fuckin’ Queen of Resin Art